you mean i was at the winter classic?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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