Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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