so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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