Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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