we have officially lost it.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Will exercising make me less horny?
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