Where did you get a picture of my penis
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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