Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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