He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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