I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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