Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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