wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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