VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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