Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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