I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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