You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
