Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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