Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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