Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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