I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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