I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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