worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My vagina just recognized that song.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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