I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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