So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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