Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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