Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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it glows. i had to have it.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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