she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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