You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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