We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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