also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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