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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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