Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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