You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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