I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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