We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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