When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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