Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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