I wanna bring you to show and tell
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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