I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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