I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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