she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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