Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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