return my video game
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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