we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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