I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
