...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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