Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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