on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.