I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?