if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The power of my boobs compel you