try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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