So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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