i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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