they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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