Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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